I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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