Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
then he tried to convert me to islam
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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