i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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