Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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