it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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