Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Shame - the story of my life.
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