i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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