Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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