you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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