singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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