Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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