he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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