i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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