One girl and one boy is just not enough.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
where are my eyebrows?
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