It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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