She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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