New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.