quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no