In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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