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Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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