i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We had to coat check the pizza.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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