Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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