Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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