if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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