Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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