Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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