it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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