I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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