Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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