I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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