Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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