You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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