marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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