batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
