One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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