Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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