Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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