Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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