I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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