So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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