how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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