Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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