Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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