Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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