The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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