i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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