He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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