your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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