You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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