I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
how drunk are you?
Several
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
