How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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