Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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