you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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