You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
two words...techno handjob
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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