I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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