How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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