You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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