Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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